Say something funny, or distracting because I'm sweating my butt off

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I once broke my ribs falling off the toilet
I just remember that one time I got stuck on a toilet when I was a kid and didn't know how to use a bathroom by myself yet lol I fell in and screamed for help
Difficult things toilets, I don't think we consider their dangers enough
Haha omg! I hope you both got ok later😂👍🏼